I recently caught the mumps, and I never want my kids to become infected with this horrible disease. My plan is to salivate into a spare syringe that I took from my husband’s trunk and inject my virus into all of my children, allowing them to build up an immunity. I just injected my oldest boy, but I want to know it’ll work before I “vaccinate” the rest of my kids. So will my saliva suffice?
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You’re a bad troll.
Wow….. I like the way you think.
Im not sure where you got the idea to inject your germ filled saliva into your children but that is not how a vaccine works. If injecting infectious bodily fluids was the way to prevent disease you wouldn’t be able to get diseases from intravenous drug use. If you want your children to be protected from the mumps they should have gotten an MMR (measles. mumps and rubella) shot.
So how did you get the mumps? Did you have to “vaccinate” yourself before you got the mumps? Well I think not, now that you are infected, I am sure your children will get it from you, so no need to get into that saliva business, yuk! If you ask me, I think you could be injecting them with something really dangerous such as hepatitis B, etc. Don’t forget you could give them septicemia (so called blood poisoning). If you really believe in vaccination that much, you should have had them properly vaccinated in the first place.